Take a joyride on my tandem? Sickest Bicycle Rap Verse Ever.

Mark Ronson & The Business INTL: "The Bike Song" from Warren Fu on Vimeo.

Verse:

I can't understand it, but I can't really can't stand them

Girls love cars, cars cause harm to the planet

Don't you wanna take a joyride on my tandem?

Huffy on a Huffy, don't I look so handsome.

Bikes suffice, they're so nice like priceless

Working on my calves to triceps to biceps

Bypass the gas, stop the traffic lights

I get a round, round, without a drivers license.

Hello are you walking? Farwell, I'm off then.

And I whip it through the city with a 40 and a 50

Party popping on my wheelie.

Damn, I seriously don't even know where to start with this video. It's an avalanche of positive vibes and messages.  I mean it starts off with a transformer bike for God's sake, and even with the bar set so high in the first 20 seconds, it still exceeds expectations.  "Gonna ride my bike until I get home", right there a message of persistence. Then there is sweet retribution against the bike thief. Being a victim of bicycle theft myself, this spoke directly to my heart and made me wish I could control and army of bicycle with my sick handlebar mounted BMX woofer. Then there is the rap verse, which drops so many ridiculous lines you have to rewind it a couple times. Next time I'm trying to pick up a girl I'm going to ask if she "wants to take a joyride on my tandem." And do we even need to mention Mark Ronsons' haricut or the numerous hot babes riding bicycles?